Stop whatever you are doing. Yes, even if you are in the middle of performing open-heart surgery or parallel parking. Put it on pause, because you need to look at my new logo. Prepare your eyeballs for absolute majesty, folks.
I spent an entirely unreasonable amount of time pushing pixels around until my retinas burned, all so you could glance at it for precisely 0.4 seconds and say, ‘Huh. Neat.’ Is it the Mona Lisa? Obviously not. It’s significantly better because it doesn’t follow you around the room with creepy eyes. Take a good, hard look at this masterpiece of modern branding. Go ahead, bask in its vector glory. I will currently be accepting praise, endless validation, and freshly baked goods as tribute.
