Greetings, fellow moisture enthusiasts! If you were to peer out my window today, you’d probably assume the sky just went through a terrible, emotionally devastating breakup. It is absolutely weeping. Yes, it’s officially a rainy day in my town, which is really just Mother Nature’s sarcastic way of telling me my outdoor plans were garbage to begin with.
Forget the sunscreen; today is all about embracing our new, involuntary aquatic lifestyle. Will I brave the elements to fetch an overpriced iced coffee? Obviously yes, but I’ll complain about it the entire time. For those of you currently attempting to operate an umbrella in this breeze—bless your optimistic, inside-out-canopy-wielding hearts. I’ll just be over here, staring dramatically into a puddle, pretending to ponder the depths of human existence while actually just trying to remember if I rolled my car windows up. Stay dry out there, you magnificent land mammals!
